Come with me to an audition!

I had an audition today where i didn´t have any lines, i just had to look velly seeeeeexy!

And for some reason i didn´t bring my car since it was close by (or so i thought....)

So i took my heels in my bag, and started walking.....-and it was AGES away!!!!

GODDAMNIT!!!

Or my new favorite word. FUDGE!

When i finally came there after walking around in circles like a dog chasing its tail,- and hurrying to make it in this moist humid weather...i was all sweaty and didn´t feel hot...not in the right way at least haha it..

Check out my rosy cheeks, i don´t think Heidi from the mountains was the look they were going for..

The name of the Agency should have told me that a blond from Sound of Music wasn´t exactly gonna be swell in this hot, steamy latino salsa environment..

Unless they wanted lederhasuen und schweihund dans!

Jawohl!

Bianca is one of the biggest casters in the Latino community in L.A 

The girls were dressed in Club outfits, and had on dresses that one could confuse with underwear...

And the booties....OMG the booties....

One after the other stood up, and their butts were SO...J.Lo bootylicious!!

I have ONE word...

HOT!

How are these women put together like this? Their butts are larger than life with a waist that barely can hold 2 sets of ribs..I was amazed!

And they are carrying every inch with such confident and poise, that any woman could stand to learn a few pointers here

No more magazines about eating a pea for dinner- screw that!

I want THAT booty instead :D

Check out this couple rehearsing Salsa in the hallway

Sitting and waiting like this is great, you meet so many different types of people....

Some nice, and some you can toss in front of the train- just sayin´...

There were 2 Latino guys rehearsing lines on each side of me, i was hearing Spanish in stereo

It was like i was stuck in a spanish soap opera

When i came in, we had to introduce ourselves and do a sexy walk....yeah..

And one of the girls i was in there with, could have gone straight off to do porn - she took it ALL out!

Me and the tiny Asian girl that came after, suddenly looked like Girl scouts...

And after i was done, i took my seeeeexy Heidi from the mountains booty out of there, and as soon i was around the corner- my heels came off, and my lovely Adidas came back on!

HEAVEN!

Remember, i still had miles and miles to go to return back home...

When you see the height of my heels i´m thinking you see what i´m sayin´

But hey, gotta love them both :)

And off we go...."To the sound of muuuuuusic..."

Run DMC meets Shakira

I look like i am about to run 20miles right here!

One audition down, soooooo many to go...