Yes, it´s NOT Oscar or BLING BLING gold!
Its these two rascals, that i have gotten to know closely since they were a week and a half old...
Auntie´s Heartbreakers Luna and Tim :)
I was one of those people that never looked a second time at a baby
I was GA GA when i saw puppies and dogs...but babies were poop and sound machines!
OH, and did i mention the poop?! Well did i?
I gag when i see movies where other people gag- like Jackass, imagine me changing a diaper...
This is them when their diaper smelled like a cat had died in it....
And this picture is obviously taken after their Auntie has told an awesome joke!!
As an actress i have worked with a LOT of different jobs to survive...
...and kindergarten was one of the shorter ones i had...
This is my Godchild Tina, expressing EXACTLY how we both feel about baby diapers...
When i was changing diapers, it was with the window open with one hand
and my foot to keep the door open to let the air blow through..
And when all the kids were dressed to go out to play in the snow...
4 of them had just pooped again or had to go to the toilet...
Did i say that they were wearing 72 pieces of winter clothing?????
My sister worked in a Kindergarten back then, and came home smiling EVERY day....
...i came home looking like something that had been found in the drain...
The next day i called the temp agency and told them that i had to move into a witness program, and could leave no name and no number...
Actually my new name was Scarlett Johansen
My Godchild Melvin thinks my choice of Scarlett Johansen as cover won´t hold water....
IT did soooo!! They never called again now, did they? Then i rest my case!!
BUT....
after getting up every 2-3 hrs to feed the rascals
...watching them grow up...
...feeling their unconditional love when they cling on to you....
...something changes inside :)
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